Congratulations are in order: I walked into the English Office this morning and was greeted by a four-pack of incredibly tempting cupcakes from House of Cupcakes and I spent the day trying NOT to eat them, and-- miraculously-- I did not eat them (including a long stretch during my lunch period when they were within an arm's reach and I had to exert some iron willpower because I was eating, of all things, the exact opposite of a cupcake: beet salad).
i like beet salad better than cupcakes most of the time
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ReplyDeleteThis is a quintessential SoD sentence. It applauds the author's ability to conform to societal norms without any self-awareness that this is normal behavior.
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