Unlike Mother's Day-- which should probably receive an exclamatory flourish and be changed to Mother's Day!-- Father's Day would do better with an interrogative: Father's Day? . . . because while moms are certain about their relationship with their offspring, dads are never totally sure.
If it makes you feel better, all of my interactions with your wife occurred after both of your sons were born.
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ReplyDeletemy older son is now taller than me and not very swarthy, so i'm while i question his paternity, i'm not worried about either of you two
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