Watching Grass Grow is Like Watching Paint Dry

I put down some grass seed in the yard in the spots that are bare from shed digging and dog pee, and grass takes a long time to germinate and grow. . .  it's like watching paint dry . . . watching grass grow . . . so boring I could cry (but all this Memorial Day rain should help it get going if the seeds don't wash away-- I'll keep you posted on the excitement and maybe even take a few pictures).