My sixteen-year-old son took a look at a pair of mini-watermelons on the counter and said:
"Can we eat these little watermelons now? Or are we waiting for them to grow?"
When we started lambasting him for his stupidity, he said: "I was kidding! If they were going to grow, they wouldn't have put them in such tight netting."
He should listen to Neil Young’s “Love Is a Rose”
ReplyDeletethat song does accurately explain how plants work
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