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Snow: Good For Shit

If you step in dog poop in the yard (while looking for dog poop in the yard) then old slushy snow piles are a great way to clean your shoes (preferably your neighbor's old slushy snow pile).
Posted by Dave at 11/19/2018
Labels: Personal Stuff

1 comment:

mary said...


شركة فاست هوم لنقل العفش
شركة نقل عفش من جدة الى الرياض
شركة شحن عفش من جدة الى الكويت
شركة نقل عفش من جدة الى الامارات
شركة نقل عفش بجدة
شركة نقل عفش من جدة الى الاردن
شركة نقل عفش من جدة الى سوريا
شركة نقل عفش من جدة الى الدمام

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