The Birds and the Trees

I forgot to put up yesterday's post, which details all the tools I used to plant an apple tree in my front yard (I had to remove a weeping cherry first) and-- because of the monsoon-like rainstorm today-- I was a bit nervous at school that I would arrive home to find my tree floating in a neighbor's yard, but apparently I did a good job with my hole and my soil and my mulching, and the tree was still standing straight and tall; I did a little research and learned that I need to plant another apple tree in my front yard (I've got a spot picked out) and it will cross-pollinate with my Braeburn tree--  Fuji or Gala or Honeycrisp are compatible cross-pollinators, I went on some sort of Match.com for apple trees site-- and then under the cover of night, the trees will pull their roots from the ground and slowly walk towards each other and engage in sexual intercourse . . . with any luck, I should be eating front-yard apples in three or four years: I will keep you posted.

10 comments:

  1. I see you paid as much attention as I did in Botany. Prof. Ware would be impressed.

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  2. I dropped her clsss after the Mandrake incident.

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  3. The cherry tree was certainly weeping after you took an axe to it, you barbarian.

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  4. It's spring. Find a reliable Fuji or Gala that is budding and bud graft to your Braeburn. That branch will become your pollinator. Provided you sex them correctly, of course. We'll await your research sentence, most likely titled "How do you find a fox hole?" or "Have you ever smelled mothballs?"...

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  5. i don't think i should be accepting any graft, even if it's just apples. i'm a public servant.

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  7. You live in the Menendez state. "Graft" and "public servant" are practically synonyms.

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