Once You Get In, You Never Get Out

Canceling a gym membership is like trying to retire from the mafia.

5 comments:

  1. Cancel it like you cancelled your membership to Columbia House. I trust you remember that.

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  2. Dear Columbia House,

    Please remove me from your club. I will not receive or return any future mailings. I am going to the Big House.

    Sincerely,
    Dave

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  3. They also would have accepted “the slambo jambo”.

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  4. i do NOT remember that . . . but that doesn't mean it's not true. thank god we have you around to remember all that stuff.

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