Does every town have a crazy white-haired lady with two little white dogs that yells "SLOW DOWN!" when you're driving 27 miles-per-hour in a 25 miles-per-hour zone and-- God forbid-- if you make a rolling stop at a stop sign (because you're creeping up so you can see around the parked cars) then this lady might walk into the middle of the road, creating a barricade because she is flanked by her two little white dogs, and then she might slowly, menacingly stomp toward your car, screaming vehicular epithets and instructions, while your son (who is the front seat) laughs at her?
In my neighborhood one dog is gray and the other is black and white and the lady dyes her hair brown but the net effect is the same.
ReplyDeleteWe have a lady who hula hoops every day in the median of a large (6 lane) road through town. She’s not all there, but then again there are some days that I think she has life figured out pretty good.
ReplyDeleteit's not a bad way to do it. perhaps i will gift this dog lady my hula hoop and it will mollify her vehicular outrage.
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