After my friend and podcasting partner Stacey read my candid peanut butter based confession, she went and checked her cupboard and she found five open containers of peanut butter-- check out the photo-- and although only one jar was completely empty (in comparison to the three jars I had emptied) she attributes that to the fact that she does the grocery shopping and when she thinks some of the jars are getting low, then she simply buys a fresh one . . . she cites the same reason as me for this irresponsible and wasteful behavior: she doesn't like to scrape out the jar because you inevitably get peanut butter on your hands . . . it's so much more fun to take a scoop from the smooth buttery surface of a freshly opened jar; after some discussion, we decided we're not horrible people (though our respective spouses might think otherwise) and there either needs to be a tool that can efficiently scrape a peanut-butter jar or-- and this would be even better-- peanut butter should be sold in squat truncated-cone shaped containers, which would be much easier to scrape with standard cutlery (perhaps this is a big peanut butter conspiracy, and the containers are shaped this way so people buy far more jars than they need . . . because so much peanut butter is in an "overhang" state in nearly empty jars, cached in cupboards across the nation).
Maybe something like this?
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Dave,
ReplyDeleteLet me enlighten you....PLASTIC SPATULA = No wasting food and no peanut butter on fingers. BOOM!
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ReplyDeletethe plastic spatula is a little bendy.
ReplyDeletei think it's more complicated than that. maybe peanut butter should come in ten individual inch deep rings that stack up to make a jar shape, each ring separately sealed so you can have that smooth virginal experience every time you open and scoop from a new ring.
BOOM!
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ReplyDeleteDave's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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