This Sentence is Not About Salsa

I can't pinpoint exactly when this happened, it just crept up on us-- but I think my family is indicative of a larger American trend in that we drink a shitload of seltzer.
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11 comments:

  1. robSeptember 20, 2017 at 2:46 PM

    we drink exactly zero seltzer. iconoclastic as fuck!

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  2. DaveSeptember 20, 2017 at 6:21 PM

    that's the craziest thing i've ever heard! do you drink soda?

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  3. robSeptember 20, 2017 at 10:14 PM

    no

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  4. zmanSeptember 21, 2017 at 7:13 AM

    I do not drink the Coke I only drink the seltzermillia.

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  5. WhitneySeptember 21, 2017 at 11:41 AM

    Nice, Z

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  6. WhitneySeptember 21, 2017 at 1:40 PM

    I like the La Croix.

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  7. Professor G. TruckSeptember 21, 2017 at 2:58 PM

    that's impressive rob. you're going to be able to send your kids to college. what do you drink? why not seltzer? it's very refreshing.

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  8. zmanSeptember 21, 2017 at 3:29 PM

    zwoman drinks La Croix, usually coconut flavored. I don't like seltzer too much but the coconut stuff is palatable.

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  9. WhitneySeptember 21, 2017 at 3:32 PM

    I haven't had coconut but I like berry and orange and lime. You know, fruity.

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  10. WhitneySeptember 21, 2017 at 3:32 PM

    And I like "Spray Cat Strut" by the Brian Seltzer Orchestra.

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  11. zmanSeptember 21, 2017 at 4:20 PM

    I'm dying of thoyst, DYING OF THOYST!! SELTZER! SELTZER! A mawlted maybe?

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