I'm not going to go into too much detail here, but I discovered this morning that the outdoor shower at our beach house has detachable head; at first, I didn't think I would bother to detach the head, and just stood, meditatively, letting the water sluice down my body and wash away the sand and salt, but then I realized, in a eureka moment reminiscent of Archimedes, that detaching the head after taking an early morning run and swim is essential, if you value the skin on your testicles.
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ReplyDeleteYeah, interacting with modern plumbing is really confounding.
ReplyDeleteis there anything better than modern plumbing?
ReplyDeleteThis is gross. Did anyone want to mention that?
ReplyDeleteYou're right--nothing is better than my Toto.
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