I Drink Your Milkshake!



If the world were a fairer place, when you beat someone younger than you at tennis (or in a fistfight or armwrestling or any other one-on-one physical challenge) then you would swap ages with them . . . you'd suck up all their youthful energies and become instantly younger and they would assume the burden of your years and become instantly older (and we're talking about consenting adults here-- no chucking an infant out on the court and whacking balls at them).

2 comments:

Whitney said...

If the world were a stupid video game...

And stop making excuses for beating up on children at sports. It's not cool.

Dave said...

consenting adults!

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