The Shawshank Inspiration (for blood-sucking parasites)

I need to train a bird (like Brooks had in Shawshank) to patrol my body and eat the many ticks that end up residing on me after I run in the orchard.
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2 comments:

  1. WhitneyJune 6, 2017 at 7:58 AM

    "Wild turkeys enjoy small, crawling insects and can eat up to 200 ticks a day, according to the Pennsylvania Game Commission."

    So get a bottle of Wild Turkey and pour it all over yourself.

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  2. DaveJune 6, 2017 at 7:23 PM

    wow . . . we need some wild turkeys in the school orchard!

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