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False Advertising or Just Desserts?
When I pulled onto Woodbridge Avenue on my way home from work today, I noticed that the Honda CRV in front of me sported a vanity plate that read "QT JILL" and so when I passed the car, I glanced over-- because I wanted to check out this Jill and determine if she possessed enough cuteness to warrant a celebratory license plate-- but the driver was a middle-aged Indian man with a plaid shirt and thick glasses . . . I assume he's either abducted QT JILL, borrowed her car, or has an amazing sense of humor and dreamed up the best vanity plate prank ever.
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4 comments:
Or his name is Quinton Thomas Jill.
that's probably true. dammit.
No way. QT on a license plate is always Cutie.
It's his daughter's new car that he is surprising her with today.
Or his sidepiece.
i'm going to get NRDE 1
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