Apparently, there are twenty-two species of snake found in New Jersey . . . and if you grab most of these critters, they'll probably bite you or leave some smelly oil on your hands (or both) but my son Ian caught a Northern ringneck snake yesterday and this is the snake for me-- the scales are totally smooth, the head is small, the colors are bright and beautiful, and this snake made no attempt to chomp any fingers . . . Ian let it go in the underbrush in our yard and I hope it hangs around (if these were the kind of snakes on the plane, the film would have been rated G and Samuel Jackson wouldn't have had to do all that swearing).
'i am happy and blooming thrilled with all these mothercharmin' snakes on this mothercharmin' plane.'
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alternate script:
ReplyDelete'i'm sick and fucking tired of all these motherfucking hairs on these motherfucking knuckles.'
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This is blatant one-upsmanship after my seven-salamanders-in-one-day outing.
ReplyDeletering necked snakes EAT salamanders, zman.
ReplyDeleteand those knuckle hairs are the secret ingredient in all my cooking.