Telepathy of Dave

Just got my new mind-reader operating, so I pointed it at Paul Ryan's brain and found this gem: people will enjoy their own subpar healthcare more if a bunch of other people they know don't have any healthcare at all.

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  1. Maybe if the government gave everyone ESPN for free we could get exercise through our mirror neurons, thereby staving off various ailments and reducing the need for healthcare. This idea might have legs if Trump or his progeny buys a sports network.

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  2. i'm sure there are plenty of people that would take ESPN over health care.

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  3. I would take ESP over health care. I'd always see the bad shit coming!

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  4. but what would you do about it?

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