Breaking News!

Occasionally, the master becomes the student, and a good teacher will accept this turning of the tables and try to glean as much wisdom as possible from the situation; yesterday was one of those days, as a very informed pupil in my Creative Class enlightened me about several items of pop-cultural significance:

1) rapper extraordinaire Jay-Z is married to pop icon Beyonce!

2) rapper extraordinaire Kanye West is married to professional celebrity Kim Kardashian!

and if you'd like more up-to-the-moment celebrity news, tune in tomorrow, when I explain what the term "Brangelina" means (that's a joke, I know all about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but I sincerely had no idea that Jay-Z and Kanye West are both married . . . it doesn't seem to fit their lifestyles).


12 comments:

  1. Guest editor today, Guy Pellicane - whoa, bada bing zip zoo!

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  2. squanziele, scuddagoo, bazzatts!

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  3. Seems more shocking that rapper extraordinaire D. Pave got married to some girl named Cat. And that was like 17 or so years ago.

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  4. I was thought a good rap name for Dave would be Sheet Rock - he is cheap, white, flat, flimsy and bored (boom, scazots!)

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  5. *was, *always - watching the NCAAs as I comment today

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  6. Dave is so not flat. Most buxom male I've seen since Caitlin Jenner.

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  7. ...and if I misstepped there calling Caitlin Jenner male, I apologize. Last thing I want is to offend anyone besides Dave. (Or piss off an Olympian.)

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  8. i love sheet rock and will adopt it as my hip-hop moniker. cat can be ass-pestos

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  9. And yet you are often plastered.

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