The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Karma on Its Way
Just jumped a guy's car at the park . . . his cable wasn't long enough (and the clamp broke off-- he said "Haram" in response to this, which I haven't heard since I was living in Syria-- it literally means "forbidden" but everyone in Syria used it to mean "that's too bad" or "it's a pity") and so I dug my cable out from the mess in the back of the minivan-- it's extra long-- and it took a few minutes but his engine finally turned over . . . I'm assuming the universe will send a good deed my way in response (perhaps a particular travel soccer player who needs to turn in his paperwork will bring it to practice tomorrow?)
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3 comments:
When I first read the beginning of this sentence, I actually thought dave. meant he jumped over someone's car in the parking lot. That would've been cooler.
Dave's cable is extra long, according to him and some random guy he jumped in the park.
the kid brought his paperwork! thanks universe!
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