It's Been Fun

I've had a good run here on earth but I'm fairly certain that my time is coming to a close: I got motivated this morning and decided to finally clean out the refrigerator in the basement that broke months ago-- many many months ago, because back in July I said that this fridge broke "several months ago" . . . that's one of the saving graces of this stupid blog, I can actually get a decent timeframe on the significant events in my life-- anyway, I opened the freezer door and was whacked in the face by a horrendous moldy stink, and I felt the mold spores burrow straight into my brain . . . I got some bleach spray and wore a shirt over my mouth and nose for the rest of the clean-up, but I'm certain that the fungus is gestating in my skull, and I'm afraid to look on the internet for the consequences of breathing in fermented refrigerator mold, but I'm sure it's fatal, and I'm sure there's going to be a period of insanity before I die so blue monkey carrot chocolate burp sound licks the claws.
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6 comments:

  1. ClarenceDecember 10, 2016 at 1:05 PM

    No comment on the comments from two posts ago?

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  2. DaveDecember 10, 2016 at 5:18 PM

    i posted something then, and i posted something here about it, but neither one showed up . . . weird.

    i said you should write a self-help book called "your mental age and you." the premise is that life is easy when your actual age approximates your mental age, but the book could offer help for the "off" periods, when your actual age is higher and lower than your mental age. i will write the prologue.

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  3. DaveDecember 10, 2016 at 5:20 PM

    wtf! i wrote and attempted to put up a long comment about that-- i guess it never posted. basic gist: you should write a self-help book about mental age. when your actual age approximates your mental age, things feel good, but you could offer advice for people who are above and below their mental age and explain how they can cope.

    i will write the preface.

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  4. zmanDecember 10, 2016 at 8:02 PM

    Dave really is 91 mentally. I'm 69. Crabby with no filter and baret holding onto my marbles.

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  5. zmanDecember 10, 2016 at 8:02 PM

    Baret = barely. Damn newfangled phones.

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  6. DaveDecember 10, 2016 at 8:19 PM

    it's true. i consider zman a youngster, but we're both mentally over the hill.

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