The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
This Should Be an Olympic Event
Usain Bolt might be fast enough to inflate all four of his car tires to the recommended PSI in one three minute session, but I always fall a few seconds short and have to pony up another 75 cents in order to finish filling the final wheel.
Take all the valve covers off first and put them in your pocket. Then make sure all of the hose is off the hook and fully unfurled. No euphemisms intended.
Usain Bolt is a car guy. He has famously crashed a plurality of BMW M3s and thus likely does not keep cars long enough for their tires to require inflation during his ownership.
Take all the valve covers off first and put them in your pocket. Then make sure all of the hose is off the hook and fully unfurled. No euphemisms intended.
ReplyDeleteUsain Bolt does not inflate his own tires.
ReplyDeleteUsain Bolt is a car guy. He has famously crashed a plurality of BMW M3s and thus likely does not keep cars long enough for their tires to require inflation during his ownership.
ReplyDeleteok, first of all, i'm not an idiot. i removed the valve covers and put them in my pocket. still didn't make it.
ReplyDeleteand obviously usain bolt does not own a car. he can run! why would he pay for gas?
if it were an olympic event, you'd have to remove the covers during the course of the three minute "game."
For about $20 you can get an air pump that plugs into your cigarette lighter, then you can inflate your tires however slowly you want.
ReplyDeleteBut how would Dave light his cigarettes?
ReplyDeleteno way i'm doing something as mundane as inflating tires without smoking like a chimney.
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