The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
History Repeats Itself (to Dave's Chagrin)
I was walking the dog this morning in the predawn darkness--staring at the sidewalk, thinking my early morning thoughts about the day-- and then my arm was suddenly horizontal, my dog lunging violently at something . . . but I was able to hold the leash and keep him from chasing whatever it was he wanted to chase . . . it took my eyes a moment to adjust to the lack of light, and then I saw that we nearly walked into a deer-- it was a few feet away and staring at us, not moving at all-- so I pulled Sirius to the other side of the street and kept my eyes peeled for more deer; after a few minutes, I lapsed back into my own head, and that's when Sirius lunged and barked again-- scaring the crap out of me again -- and this time the deer was above my head, on the lawn of my friend's front yard, which is seven feet or so above the sidewalk; the moral to the story is this: at least it wasn't a skunk.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
A New Sentence Every Day, Hand Crafted from the Finest Corinthian Leather.
1 comment:
That's not a moral.
Post a Comment