One For the Ladies . . . or Should I Say, Thirteen for the Ladies and One for the Boys

My wife has thirteen different bottles of hair care and body wash and skin cleansing products in the shower, while the boys only have one all-purpose bottle of Dial Kids No Tears Body and Hair Wash . . . and I think this is an egregious imbalance of power in this region of the house and it needs to be rectified soon or the region is going to erupt in about of asymmetrical warfare.

6 comments:

zman said...

I believe that this is the standard ratio of women's to children's bathing products in American showers.

Lecky said...

I never seem to have any products designated for me, so I usually end up washing downtown with some high end shampoo. Feels like a waste of money but the end result is not too shabby

Dave said...

i did notice your silky and radiant locks the last time i saw you.

and zman, i'm making my wife cut back, there's not a square inch of available space on the shelves . . .

rob said...

i don't think those are the locks lecky was talking about, dave. unless you got a better view of him than i'm imagining.

zman said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that. You need one of those shower shelving things. They are a bitch to assemble but every woman's bathroom has them.

Catpell said...

yikes, i missed the "downtown" reference! that was a major detail . . .

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