Mrs. X Finds X

My wife (otherwise known as Mrs. X) didn't fare particularly well on this recent Test about numbers, but that didn't stop her from doing some back-of-the-envelope calculations Sunday morning, from which she concluded that I ate seven pieces of "grandma style" pizza Saturday night . . . and I'm not debating her arithmetic, but I would like to say, for the record, that "grandma style" pieces of pizza are square and a bit smaller than a regular slice of pie, and they have significantly less cheese on them . . . not that I'm advocating seven slices per serving, but I will say this: if someone pointed a gun at my head-- even a water gun-- I could have forced down an eighth.

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  1. Grandma slices go down like water. No pervy puns intended.

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  2. now there's no avoiding thinking about it . . .

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  3. Grandma style is like Sicilian only thinner and the sauce is usually sweeter than standard sauce.

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  4. if you're going to do it seven times, do it grandma style.

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