Horticultural Aphorism Revision

We've all heard "leaves of three, let it be," but my new and improved adage about poison ivy is even more vital-- my son Alex learned the hard way and he's taking Prednisone because he neglected to follow this simple rule: "leaves of three, do NOT pee!"

4 comments:

  1. Perhaps the most cringe-inducing sentence of 2015.

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  2. try applying cream on it, then you'll cringe.

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  3. Depends on who is doing the creaming.

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  4. my wife, too gross for me . . .

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