Dave Learns How to Use a Scarf!

It took my me all winter to figure it out, but I finally mastered the scarf-- in order to wear one, I need to first put on a hooded sweatshirt, then I need to wrap the scarf around my bare (and rather thick) neck, and then, in order to secure the scarf in place, I need to pull the hood of the sweatshirt over the scarf-- so it's jammed in there; this method really keeps the scarf up over my chin and mouth and it stays that way-- I walked the dog for an hour down by the river and the wind didn't bother me at all . ..  so if next winter is a bad one, and I start posting scarf incompetence stuff again, someone please remind me about this epiphany.

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6 comments:

  1. zmanFebruary 25, 2015 at 10:30 AM

    How can someone so smart be so stupid?

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  2. robFebruary 25, 2015 at 11:53 AM

    pretty jaunty look, that

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  3. LeckyFebruary 25, 2015 at 1:16 PM

    al QDava

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  4. DaveFebruary 25, 2015 at 1:47 PM

    sported my scarf inside the sweatshirt and my socks tucked into my sweatpants yesterday at the park, but it didn't matter-- it's so cold no one else is outside.

    if dave wears a scarf in the forest and no one sees it, did it happen?

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  5. WhitneyFebruary 25, 2015 at 5:41 PM

    The Dave smart/stupid quandary has perplexed many through the years. Good luck finding an answer.

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  6. DaveFebruary 25, 2015 at 5:57 PM

    wait until tomorrow's sentence . . . more on the smart side. once again, i read a book.

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