I Hate Umbrellas and Minor Tragedies

When I visit weather.com, I want to know if I'm going to need hat and gloves, or if I should carry an umbrella (actually, I hate umbrellas, ellas, ellas, and would never carry one) but instead I find myself reading salacious headlines such as "16 Year Old Dies After Half Marathon" and "Honeymoon Ends in Tragedy" so I'm going to switch over to the homelier (but more accurate) alternative: weather.gov.
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4 comments:

  1. zmanMarch 23, 2014 at 10:37 AM

    This is exactly correct. Weather.com stinks for these and many other reasons. Get the accuweather app. It's a breath of fresh air in the lousy weather app game.

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  2. robMarch 23, 2014 at 12:05 PM

    bigger news here is that dave went rihanna in a post, giving lie to his claims of cultural ignorance

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  3. zmanMarch 23, 2014 at 1:06 PM

    He read about her in Harper's.

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  4. DaveMarch 23, 2014 at 7:16 PM

    i didn't know it was rihanna, but i do remember the song . . .

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