The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
If . . . Then . . . But
Wednesday morning . . . 5:45 AM . . . and it's so foggy that I can't see the end of the road-- if I wasn't with my trusty canine companion, it would have been very spooky and that's the great thing about having a dog, you always have someone to accompany you on a walk, no matter the situation -- but, of course I should point out, if it wasn't for my trusty canine companion, I wouldn't have been walking around in the fog at 5:45 AM, I would have been in bed, or indoors, and that's what's not so great about owning a dog.
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I prefer to go walking with people who won't shit on the side of the road and make me pick it up.
to be fair, he doesn't MAKE me pick it up, i pick it up because i'm a good person.
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