A Question That Is Making Me Lose Sleep, Hair, and Faith in the First Law of Thermodynamics

Please excuse the zeugma for such a serious matter -- but I can't imagine someone would case my house and then steal one trivial item (unless this is an elaborate practical joke, designed to drive me insane ) and the only other explanation that makes any kind of sense is that there is a wormhole in my shed -- but has anyone seen my bike pump?
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4 comments:

  1. zmanSeptember 5, 2013 at 9:04 AM

    That seems insufficiently zeugmatic to warrant the "zeugma" call, unless you're just trying to build on the wild success of yesterday's sentence.

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  2. Al DePantsdownoSeptember 5, 2013 at 11:24 AM

    If it was up your a$$ you'd know where it was.

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  3. DaveSeptember 5, 2013 at 1:08 PM

    zeugma -- lose sleep, hair, and faith. very zeugmatic.

    sadly, my wife found the pump, in the shed, exactly in the spot i looked for it. there's something seriously wrong with me.

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  4. CatSeptember 5, 2013 at 5:53 PM

    It was in the shed!! I found it today as soon as I opened the shed door. He really does have a problem.

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