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I May Be Running Out of Thoughts
I'm always in fear that I will run out of sentences to write, and that day may be looming close -- I was driving on Route 18 on Monday and I saw a truck with giant spike lug nuts and thought: are those really necessary? and then my next thought was: I should write a sentence about how trucks are already intimidating enough and don't need any extra-intimidating accessories, but you can see where this is going . . . I already wrote that sentence, two years ago, and while I'm proud of the fact that I had the perspicacity to check and see if I wrote that sentence previously, I'm worried that the day will come when I won't think to do this (and what's even worse, is that most likely, no one will notice).
You have written way too many sentences about writing sentences
ReplyDeleteit's my go to theme when i get stuck.
ReplyDeleteAnd shut up, Lecky, you Clooney wannabe who can't drink much.
ReplyDeleteThis blog has really jumped the sharknado. Banal pontifications and sniglet-y observations...
ReplyDeleteLet me know if you're going out tonight, I am around
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