I often see dolphins from a distance while riding on my stand-up paddleboard, but I've never been able to close in on them, because dolphins swim fast (and I paddle slow) . . . but last Wednesday morning I gave chase to three cetaceans -- who I am assuming are lazy or crippled -- because I actually caught up to them; they circled my board for a few minutes, curious and close enough to whack with my paddle (not that I go around whacking dolphins with a paddle) and so I have this to report: despite the whole "intelligent and friendly" archetype, dolphins are big and scary in the wild, and also prone to surface behind you and creepily expel air from their blowhole.
3 comments:
Let's say "who I am assuming are lazy or have a disability."
I expel air from my blowhole all the time but it isn't creepy. Just stinky. So I'm better than a dolphin.
i actually learned from a surfing instructor that they are probably juveniles, who are extra curious, and a mom protecting them. so no cripples or dolphins with disabilities.
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