True (but boring) Confessions #5

Before I go coach my son's soccer team, I religiously put two pint glasses into the freezer.

4 comments:

rob said...

you confessed this on gheorghe already. this is an outrage.

Dave said...

i pre-loaded these before my vacation. and i think it's mighty generous of me to provide sentences while i'm on vacation. plus, you get to feel like you're "in the know" when i repeat . . .

zman said...

When you go coach your son's soccer team, I sneak over to watch Netflix. You wouldn't believe how much quality TV you've missed while making kids play zombie soccer.

Dave said...

in "orange is the new black," the guy watches "madmen" while his fiancee is incarcerated, even though he swears he'll wait until she gets out.

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