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Highly Unlikely (But Very Awesome) Ways to Die
According to The Week magazine, on average, an asteroid larger than 250 feet in diameter penetrates our atmosphere once a millenium -- and I have decided that instead of living in fear of this, I am going to embrace death by asteroid as a wonderful way to die -- in the same category as being eaten by a large carnivore or spontaneously combusting . . . I watch my diet, exercise regularly, and try to avoid using tobacco (with various amounts of success) because I don't want heart disease or cancer or diabetes, but we've all got to go, and it might as well be quick, relatively painless, and really awesome (and I suppose the best way to go would be if I got hit by a spontaneously combusting large carnivore from another planet that somehow got propelled into space and penetrated our atmosphere).
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4 comments:
Death, Triceratops style. "The best way to go" probably involves some quick and painless mid-coital event with a swimsuit model.
sauropod swimsuit model?
Post-coital, not mid-coital, Z. And on heroin.
I disagree with the eaten by a carnivore option. That could be slow and terribly painful.
i think a saber tooth tiger severs your jugular with the first bite. the rest is smooth going . . .
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