Bigfoot vs. Ram Bomjon

There are two types of people: 

1) people rooting for a conclusive Bigfoot encounter . . . and if you are one of these types of people, then the Provo Canyon Incident is as believable as they come 

2) people who believe Ram Bomjon (the Buddha Boy) was able to meditate for months in a tree without food or water . . . 

and I am sorry, but you can't have both, as to ask for both these supernatural miracles to be true would be extraordinarily greedy, so you have to choose; as for me, I am rooting hard for Team Sasquatch.