Porkocrite

For a guy that claims he doesn't eat pork, I eat a lot of pork (in fact, I may eat a fair amount of pork as compared to a person who actually eats pork).

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  1. You also claim to not like cookies with raisins and eat all my oatmeal raisin cookies on the beach.

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  2. but i still hate the raisins. i just eat them all so i don't offend you.

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  3. sooey's awaits your porkophilia.

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  4. and melanie, i will eat as many oatmeal raisin cookies as you care to give dave to take to the beach with him tomorrow.

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  5. oatmeal cookies are only for beach trip part deux.

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  6. Please do no eating of my cookies in the name of good manners.

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  7. does this mean i don't get cookies?

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  8. road trip to the jersey shore! mel makes delicious cookies and she can really shish-ke-bob chicken.

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