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Porkocrite
For a guy that claims he doesn't eat pork, I eat a lot of pork (in fact, I may eat a fair amount of pork as compared to a person who actually eats pork).
You also claim to not like cookies with raisins and eat all my oatmeal raisin cookies on the beach.
ReplyDeletebut i still hate the raisins. i just eat them all so i don't offend you.
ReplyDeletePork Antonio
ReplyDeletesooey's awaits your porkophilia.
ReplyDeleteand melanie, i will eat as many oatmeal raisin cookies as you care to give dave to take to the beach with him tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteoatmeal cookies are only for beach trip part deux.
ReplyDeletePlease do no eating of my cookies in the name of good manners.
ReplyDeletedoes this mean i don't get cookies?
ReplyDeleteroad trip to the jersey shore! mel makes delicious cookies and she can really shish-ke-bob chicken.
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