One of the Benefits of Growing Old

Twenty years from now, my only hope is that people will refer to me as a "character" instead of an "idiot."

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  1. The name Random Characters pales in comparison to Random Idiots.

    Of course, 20 years from now, you'll be pretty pale.

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  2. He may be pale in 20 years but it'll be hard to see his skin with all that hair.

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  3. are all old people pale? what about george hamilton?

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  4. Actually, given the amount olivey swarthiness in your skin tone, you won't get truly pale, you will get what they call "ashen." This may be a reference to your homeland of Pompeii.

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