A Fact I Will Never Reveal To My Children
In this months issue of Wired magazine there is a tiny article called "Three Smart Things About Boogers" and one of the smart things is that "boogers are good for you" and apparently mucophagy-- or the act of picking one's nose and eating the results-- has a long and fruitful history and may bolster the immune system . . . but I'm not reporting this to my children, nor am I telling them that my descriptions of the horrible consequences of eating your boogers are completely wrong.
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Biz Markie has a song about this.
doesn't he also have a song about bad breath? the dragon?
And one about pooping.
mark my words, before the year is out, boogers will be on the menu of some brooklyn hipster pop-up restaurant.
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