Some farcical conversation with my son Alex about what the Ark of the Covenant contains in the movie
Raiders of the Lost Ark:
Alex: It wasn't God in there. Who's the guy who lives under the ground? The evil guy?
Dad: Satan?
Alex: No . . .
Dad: Beelzebub?
Alex: No . . .
Dad: Mephistopheles?
Alex: No . . .
Dad: The Lord of the Flies?
Alex: No . . .
Dad: Lucifer?
Alex: No . . .
Dad: Hades?
Alex: No . . .
Dad: Pluto?
Alex: Yeah . . . him. Maybe it was him in that box.
Popeye's nemesis?
ReplyDeleteBrutus, I believe. Pluto is Mickeys dog. You will learn your Disney characters soon enough.
ReplyDeletepluto walks on all fours, right? while goofy has evolved to bipedal locomotion and can talk. i need to get this straight because we are entering the parks tomorrow . . .
ReplyDeleteBluto, no?
ReplyDeletebluto is what happened to pluto when i put a plastic bag over his head . . .
ReplyDeleteI can't figure out whether your son meant he thought someone, God or "the evil guy" was actually in the box, and if so, what made him think it was a person??
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