An Ode to Thanksgiving

There are four major reasons why Thanksgiving is the best holiday: 1) no gift-giving 2) no compulsory decorating 3) cranberry sauce 4) football on TV during the daytime.

3 comments:

  1. What's your stance on cranberry sauce from a can? I prefer it but I'm classless.

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  2. i like the real stuff with lots of walnuts and celery and stuff. i didn't think anyone preferred it in the can.

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