I Cause Marital Conflict

So I'm walking across the parking lot of our condo in Chatham and a lady riding by in a BMW stops her car and says to me (in her Boston accent) "Didja heah my cah squeak?" and I did hear her car squeak, so I say that I heard a squeak and so she turns to her husband in the passenger seat, points at him, and says, triumphantly: "See! He heard a squeak," and then a few minutes later I see her driving all alone, slowing down, and then speeding up, listening, and she says to me, "Nobody heahs my squeak."
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6 comments:

  1. zmanJuly 18, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    You should have offered to fix the squeak and then taught their kid to ride a bike.

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  2. DaveJuly 18, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    that's not funny, considering i'm in the midst of a fencing project . . .

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  3. robJuly 18, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    i've always found the epee the most useful for that sort of project.

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  4. DaveJuly 18, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    not funny.

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  5. zmanJuly 18, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    I put my foil in Mrs. Doyle.

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  6. robJuly 19, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    sabre? i hardly know 're.

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