I May Have Given These Words of Wisdom to My Students

The difficult thing about family vacations is that you're out in public, so you can't hit your kids.
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5 comments:

  1. LeckyApril 4, 2011 at 7:41 AM

    Disney World, aka happiest place on earth = best public kid beatings

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  2. DaveApril 4, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    okay, you've convinced me-- i'll take my kids there, as long as i can beat them in line for the rides.

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  3. SqueakyApril 4, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    I like the jump in the taco count. 50 is no problem for the 1st half of the year.

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  4. robApril 4, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    dave, i think it makes sense that we establish a mutual kid-beating pact for disney. feel free to thump mine, and i'll do the same for yours if they step out of line.

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  5. DaveApril 4, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    i can't hit a girl! (but feel free to smack my boys . . . it's an unfortunate paradox, but they speak english but don't actually respond to it).

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