The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
An Unexpected (And Possibly Rude) Request
While I was handing cash to the gas station attendant at Raceway, he made a strange request . . . he said, "Do you have any extra?" and I was confused-- it was very early in the morning-- until I saw that he was looking into the back of my Jeep, where I still had a bag of soccer balls from the fall season, and it took me a second to realize he was asking if I could spare a ball for him, because obviously I had too many balls for one man (despite the fact that a cheap soccer ball costs one quarter the price of a tank of gas) and once I understood his request, I answered: "They're not mine, they're the school's soccer balls," and this seemed to satisfy him . . . but I think this a breach of etiquette . . . when you are paying money for something, the person you are paying shouldn't ask you for some of your stuff, right?
Kinda depends on what you're paying for...
ReplyDeleteFor instance, if you are Charlie Sheen, it is totally OK for the whore you're paying 5K a night for to ask for some of that eight ball you're hoarding.
he probably read your missive on charter schools and wanted an autographed ball
ReplyDeletei see that no one wants to take this breach of etiquette seriously.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should write a letter to the newspaper...
ReplyDeletei've heard that comment a lot lately . . .
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