Some Movies Are 3-D!

I took the kids to the 11:05 matinee the other day, and it cost twenty-seven dollars, which I thought was outrageous, until they handed me a pair of 3-D glasses, and then I realized that Toy Story 3 would be my first 3-D movie (besides some movie with fish I saw many years ago at an Imax theater) and the film exceeded all my expectations . . . especially the setup at the Sunnyside Daycare Center (Lotso the Bear is a tough motherfucker, and his story, told by Chuckles, a creepy sad clown toy, is priceless) and the metro-sexual Ken jokes are worth the price of admission alone: ten disembodied potato-head eyes out of ten.