These are the pros of wearing spandex under your shorts during a run on the beach:
1) no chafing
2) when you're finished running, you can strip off your shorts and put them high and dry on the sand, your iPod and condo keys safely tucked away in the pockets, and jump in the water wearing just the spandex . . . and then you can put your shorts back on for the walk home and enjoy the benefit of #1 . . .
and there is only one con but it is a major one, if you happen to be an early riser and you are serenely walking down the beach, collecting shells or watching for porpoises, you might run into a hairy man coming out of the ocean, stuffed into a pair of slightly too small spandex shorts, like a sausage bursting from its casing, and that hairy man would be me . . . but sorry early risers: there's no way I'm risking chafing.
I once spilled about 3,000 words into the ether describing Andre Agassi's meatheadedness. But he was right about one thing - compression shorts under tennis shorts are quite comfortable. Much more so than briefs or those shorts with the built-in underpants/liner like swimsuits have. I thought the spandex-under-the-shorts look receded away like Agassi's hairline, but it looks like we still have a stalwart supporter of the style.
ReplyDeletewhy bother wearing the shorts and not just the spandex? what's the point?
ReplyDeleteSpandex has no pockets so there's nowhere to put your tennis balls.
ReplyDeleteyeah - i get it on the tennis court, but if going for a run on beach...
ReplyDeletei wonder if dave bought the vibrams
also meant to add - body glide works wonders for chafing...do not have to wear the tights if you've applied body glide...you can even have your wife do it for you.
ReplyDeletejust disturbing. Aren't you with your family? You should walk into the beach house in your spandex shorts only and then photograph your father's facial expression for your other post.
ReplyDeletecan't you read? i put my shorts back on after emerging from the ocean like a hairy hormel little sizzler sausage.
ReplyDeletei haven't bought the vibrams yet, although i've been running barefoot ont he beach-- the vibrams look so weird i can't bring myself to spend money on them.
will someone apply this body glide on the obft?
I will only apply body glide to my own body, or to the body of my zwife.
ReplyDeleteYou should run in just spandex and 5-Fingers and see how long you can make it until they arrest you and throw you in the nuthouse.
can read, but the point is you can go Ed Wood in women's undergarments but wearing a Brooks Brothers on top does not make it right. Spandex = shorts above = same thing = gay. Simply to much splaining on why you wear them not to call it out
ReplyDeleteDave liked "Mmmmbop" by Hanson, too. Unabashedly. Defied me to convince him otherwise.
ReplyDeleteAnd this sounds like I am kidding, but I am not, for once.
that's one catchy song. it still makes me smile when i think about it.
ReplyDeletemmmbop is a great song to rub anti chafe to
ReplyDeletenike air max 270
ReplyDeletevans shoes
yeezy shoes
golden goose sneakers
supreme new york
yeezys
air max 2019
kyrie 6
jordan 13
lebron 15 shoes
g0o41k6v63 h7h74a8s20 k6q39u2d32 d3z42i1q12 t1s91h5l66 t9r78z1b57
ReplyDeletet5u62u3b96 i2w19x0h14 l6t16b8g18 l0v88m0m09 r6y40g6e89 i1c25f4p52
ReplyDelete