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7/20/10 The David Blaine
In their hit "Crank Dat," Soulja Boy introduced me to the "superman," a sexual technique you might like to try with your ho, and now a new hip-hip album has furthered my sexual education and taught me another fun thing you can do to your ho . . . I learned this one from Big Boi's awesome solo effort, "Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty" and the technique is called "The David Blaine" and this is how it works: you are making love to your ho from behind and you get someone from your posse that is similar to you in both physique and looks to somehow swap places with you while you are in the act, without your ho noticing the switch (it probably works better if she is high on the rock) and then you go outside while your body double keeps up the love-making and you bang on the window until your ho notices you and marvels at your magical David Blaine-like powers.
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5 comments:
Should I be worried by Dave's sexual fantasies?
I'm about your size. But not quite as hairy. Maybe we could try this at the beach house.
a hip-hop vacation to remember.
And I'm the one that got busted by the blog police for content? lol
Don't try this one at home, kids.
Those are both the funniest things I have ever heard.
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