Sweet Sweet Cup Holder


I'm proud of the fact that I've been driving the same car since 1994 (a Jeep Cherokee Sport-- solid V6 engine and no power windows or locks or anything to break) but sometimes I dream of when the chassis will finally rust out and die because then I'll get a car with doors that always open, a car with an iPod dock . . . a car with a cup holder (that's right, I don't have a cup-holder-- there is a designated sneaker for holding hot coffee if there's no passenger-- otherwise the passenger is the cup-holder . . . but I am wondering: why is this? had the cup been yet invented in 1994? or was there once a cup-holder and I can't remember?)
at

5 comments:

  1. EsodericFebruary 22, 2010 at 6:37 AM

    If I weren't so haunted by the image, I might comment on the sentence.

    ReplyDelete
  2. WhitneyFebruary 22, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    Dave, you'll never get a new car, because DeathBox 2000 will never die.

    ReplyDelete
  3. WhitneyFebruary 22, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    Hey Anonymous, I'm not sure Dave's dad frequents these parts.

    ReplyDelete
  4. zmanFebruary 22, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    Then whose parts does Dave's dad frequent?

    ReplyDelete
  5. DaveFebruary 22, 2010 at 8:25 PM

    i think i have to drive the deathbox to norfolk for the fishing trip. no AC, so i hope it's unseasonably cool.

    ReplyDelete