While driving to the Snydersville Diner-- on our FAMILY vacation-- Catherine noticed a billboard that read "Spread Eagle Realty: a full service real estate firm" and I've done some research and this is not a hoax, Spread Eagle Realty is a venerable institution (established in 1989!) and they aim to provide their customers with the highest level of professional experience when "transacting real estate" . . . I assume they mainly sell brothels, bordellos, and massage parlors and you can imagine the occasional misunderstandings about the name, because if I came home and said, "I just met the woman at the house and I like her position, you know Spread Eagle really does the job," my wife would throw a frying pan at me.
You know, I just spoke with the Spread Eagle lady, and she said I could be in by the end of the month.
ReplyDeletei thought the end of the month wasn't a good time for spread eagle, something to do with their cycle.
ReplyDeleteThey told me as long as no red flags showed up on my report, they would seal the deal.
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ReplyDeleteShe told me I could be in immediately, I just have to paint the pole in the backyard.
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