I was rushing to finish "making water" because the bell had rung and I needed to get to class, and in my rush, I somehow flung my paperback copy of Much Ado About Nothing into the urinal, but it didn't get particularly soaked with urine, and so-- thinking of the title of the play-- I pulled it out, wiped it on my pants, and went to class, and my students were none the wiser.
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What about how you also, somehow, slung urine from your willy onto your lunch bag and put it under the hand blower?
By "it," I mean the lunch bag, although I wouldn't be surprised if Dave put his willy under the blower.
stacy just "called" your comment. i have no comment on any of this.
It's Bodily Secretion Week at the Sentence of Dave. Next up: way too many details on Dave and Catherine's quest for the third child.
catherine told me i didn't have to be involved this time . . .
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