The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Dave Is Ambitious (For a Moment)
While I was shooting baskets at the gym, I decided on a radical plan of action: I would gradually become a LEFTY . . . I would start doing EVERYTHING left-handed and I would research handedness and keep an account of my journey from right-handedness to left-handedness and the effect it had on my personality, my brain and my coordination (and perhaps it would even lead to me reverse aging, it might have a "fountain of youth" effect) and then I would write a fascinating non-fiction book about handedness in general and my own quest to reverse my brain's predilection, but after a few minutes of shooting baskets left-handed the ambition went away, which is probably why I only write only one sentence a day-- mainly with my right-hand.
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Just remember Dave, using your left makes it seem like a stranger.
especially if let your nails grow, paint them bright red, sit on your hand for a while so it's sort of asleep, and then reach around the shower curtain so it doesn't look like your hand. it might be an urban legend, but a friend of a friend supposedly did this . . .
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