12/2/2009

Almost lost my five year old son Alex in a Darwin Award-esque accident: he said, "Look Dad!" and with a lollipop in his mouth, tried to stand on two soccer balls, one foot on each ball, and did a face plant, nearly impaling himself with the pop . . . and so, like any rational parent, I have banned all lollipops from my house until the children are old enough to drive to the store and by them on their own.


4 comments:

  1. i don't know. i'm thinking about getting a uni-cycle.

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  2. Unicycle... get some suspenders and a beanie hat to complete that look.

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  3. you would look awesome on a unicycle, one tire would probably simplify your life in so many ways

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