Big Daddy Is Watching You (Watch)

Some members of my family have remarked that my policy on allowable television viewing is similar to that of a communist dictator's stinginess when doling out toilet paper, and so I guess I shouldn't have been surprised when my exceedingly honest son said that he didn't watch the Obama Education speech when they showed it in the school cafeteria-- instead, he chatted with his friend, so that he wouldn't "use up all his video watching and he could still watch some at night."